Thursday, February 23
The Last of the Famous International Playboys Terrorists
The latest news from the front lines of the Global War on Rock: Singer/sad guy/Bush critic Morrissey was recently investigated by the FBI.
Heaven knows he's miserable now.
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10:45 PM
Saturday, February 18
Via an email from Nani: A Cheney-centric rendition of Folsom Prison Blues.
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6:33 PM
middleclasstool has, far and away, the best analysis of the Cheney hunting fuckup that I've yet seen.
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12:56 PM
Thursday, February 16
I have never felt as old as I do at this moment...
... because I just read a couple of articles where children review the video games of my youth.
Tim: They just put totally random stuff here for points. Oh, you've got an umbrella. You've got a purse.
John: Watch out, Tim—fire. It's smarter than you think.
Tim: It's strange that fire moves in this and has eyes. Oh no, the fire's coming. It's going to eat you. Are these barrels alive, too? Everything's alive. And Donkey Kong's mouth is made of pluses. Look: Plus, plus, plus, minus. They're trying to teach you math by brainwashing you.
Brian: How can you die from a fall of a whopping 3 inches?
Kirk: He's only an inch tall. He's a little short fat guy who eats way too much pizza.
EGM: Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there?
Brian: It's Princess Peach.
Kirk: It's a hooker.
Niko: She looks cut in half.
Tim: Oh wow—she's one of those pole dancers.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bedroom cleaning my dentures and drinking vodka with a Geritol chaser.
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10:24 PM
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